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Bathroom Demotivational Poster


BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them


TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.


MYSPACE BATHROOM SHOTS - everybody's doing it!


TAGS: bathroom
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by shelby

BriaHere - August 6, 2009, 4:01 am
Looks like Michael Cera. Minus the dorky cuteness.
beastiality boy - August 5, 2009, 11:39 pm
otter
pervo - October 22, 2008, 12:28 pm
I've seen bigger tits.


SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places




BATHROOM -




PUBLIC BATHROOMS - Your Fear Of Them Just Increased 1,000%


TAGS: scary bathroom guy makes me cry
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Treehodger - January 19, 2010, 1:50 am
Someone should do this but put clown makeup on the face. That would be hilarious.
rerun - January 19, 2010, 1:46 am

a little disturbing and a lot funny


ROCKET TOILETS - Because if shit's gonna fly, it might as well be at lightspeed.


TAGS: rocket toilets bathroom flush potty
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 11:44 pm
That's one way to avoid having to stop just to use the restroom.
440wakeup - December 13, 2011, 8:24 pm
because making hair-pin turns at mach 2 well need I continue


SCOTSMEN -




WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.


TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:45 am
There are certain times you just DON'T want to stare lovingly into your spouse's eyes. HNNNGGG!
RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


WALL WRITING - this is what Forums Looked like before the Internet!




JAPAN - yes it really is that weird




CELEBRITIES - You'll never guess who I met in the bathroom


TAGS: v for vendetta bathroom
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by wampyre

R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:12 pm
Damn Derek! Close the freaking door! Got a match?
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
nice had to hold that laugh in with both hands, no joke


A GIRL ON A TOILET - the sexiest thing ever


TAGS: toilet bathroom
Rating: 1.36/5
iPwn - June 17, 2009, 1:45 am
Oh dude! I need to put a TV in my shitter!
your mom - March 31, 2009, 6:43 pm
Yeah, a girl dropping a deuce is m greatest fantasy. Fuckhead. Grow up.
WTF - February 12, 2009, 4:54 pm
Apparently the submitter of this fake has never seen a girl on a bed!
Anonymous - October 21, 2008, 3:25 pm
After a while, I noticed a book in the background... so that's where I left it...
me - September 26, 2008, 3:39 pm
thats not a dildo, its a can of air freshener
BANJAXED - September 6, 2008, 12:34 am
If that's her dildo on the toilet tank it would be like sticking your dick in the ocean and fucking the world
RnR - September 4, 2008, 11:18 am
what i find unsettling is the television set.. i mean, i am NOT a 5 minute man myself, but for actually sitting there watchin whatever.... piles !
R. Kelly - September 4, 2008, 10:38 am
I would also like to add, I am a very creepy individual who would at best, be lucky to be allowed in the presence of a female. Let alone someone who would let me watch them go poopy.
R. Kelly - September 4, 2008, 10:24 am
That's hot.
Xena Warrior Mallrat - July 30, 2008, 4:17 am
Ewww. Ew Ew Ew.


The Jim -




ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: urinal bathroom etiquette
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:54 pm

3 shakes max? Most teen boys that would be enough to start and finish the show.


BATHROOM HYGIENE -




BATHROOM - Sometimes isn't the best place to take photos


TAGS: photo pictures bathroom error
Rating: 3/5

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BriaHere - October 16, 2009, 3:51 pm
Firstly, ew how could you not notice. Secondly, nudity alert?
faulty switch - October 8, 2009, 5:42 am
holy shit!
TooTsiE - May 27, 2009, 1:58 pm
BOOBIES!!!!


LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins.


TAGS: jesus religion christ christianity bathroom wall graffiti love hate funny
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Zed - September 9, 2009, 12:03 am
Better bring my hubcaps back before i get mad!


DEMOTIVATIONAL TOILETS - FOR WOMEN


TAGS: women bathrooms insults
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:57 pm
Its the latest model of the enviromentally friendly baday.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:03 pm
N-I-C-E….but what’s she doin’ on there with not only the seat, but the lid down?


AND THIS TIME - he means it


TAGS: bathroom hijinks motinet hq
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - February 22, 2012, 1:04 am
If furries actually existed, I'd probably put Nair in soap dispensers. There is a reason i always have that shit eating up to something grin


THAT 'S - the cleanest public bathroom I've seen in a while.




Now I Understand -


TAGS: men women bathroom left right
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

curlyrocks - August 14, 2013, 10:19 pm
It was also to keep men walking along next to the building in case some one emptied their chamber pot out a 2nd story window.


a rare look -




ONE NIGHT STAND -


TAGS: may i use your bathroom cubby
Rating: 3.75/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 9:10 am
Why ask me?...I've never met your sister.
GreyScorpion - July 10, 2010, 8:44 am
don't cha just hate it when that happens, huh mooo+? 5L


APPROACH AT OWN RISK -


TAGS: period bathroom blood women
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
Cellulite is disgusting. But I like watching horror movies
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Preacher Man - March 20, 2012, 1:27 am
Looks like a public restroom in Silent Hill.
Rick69 - March 18, 2012, 7:26 pm
Bloody Hell! ... Sorry, I understand that joke was immature & insensitive. Period.


THEY'RE WATCHING - Your Management Team Is Watching You Shit!!




FAILURE - Because life wouldn't be complete without it.




GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.




FATHERS -


TAGS: fathers child care bathroom play
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by steph1

Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 10:29 am
Wasn't this rejected yesterday?


A WOMAN'S BATHROOM - It's clean....BTW




"NATURE CALLS" - To most people, it's just a figure of speech




HIGHSCHOOL - Don't you miss it?


TAGS: funny pants down girl in bathroom
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Skatastic

MO - February 26, 2010, 7:31 pm
Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground, acting like a fool wit your....bleah! That song is really what's wrong with this country. That people actually found it funny, is.......depressing.
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
Most likely an underage girl in her undies. Is this not NSFW?
rerun - February 26, 2010, 7:00 pm

nope, don't miss HS at all...college is a different matter. Now, for this pic, WFT?


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: bathroom little wit balls motifake
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

TheTrashHeap - December 16, 2010, 12:25 pm
Maybe your posters are balls of shit, but you're new so we forgive you.
Donkasaurus - December 16, 2010, 9:18 am
I've gotten a lot of PM's about this poster so it seems I need to elaborate. "whoever writes" = motifakers "whoever reads" are timmies. So by reading our "words of wit" and not contributing...you are eating our little balls of sh**...clear enough?
Hukom - December 16, 2010, 6:00 am
wow someone wrote something interesting on the wall


BATHROOM -




BACON - because you need it now




YES - He does it too.


TAGS: darth vader shitter bathroom
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by gabrielzanchi

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
I think that's what he was doing when in that part where you see his helmet being put on. He sweats a lot when he does it, so he finds the helmet to be a nuisance.


MY SYMPATHIES - that camera has all of them.


TAGS: sympathy myspace bathroom camera
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by loon

Rose - October 6, 2009, 12:41 am
....Seriously I think I know that kid!
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 9:54 am
Don't take topless shots without even a shadow of stomach muscles. 'Cause you'll look like a dork.


Wipe It Wipe It Good -


TAGS: bathroom mooooooooooooooooooovements
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

WTFO - June 1, 2013, 2:59 am
Gotta let you know I'm still alive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:05 am
BRILLIANT IDEA-A-A-A! But I'd probably end up trying to favoriting it when I should be disposing if it :-(
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 10:02 am
5uper idea, 5uperb execution Greeny! 5&Faved
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2013, 1:36 am
I'm seeing avatars I haven't seen in a Looooong time. I like that.
GaryO - May 18, 2013, 12:43 am
5 klingons
WTFO - May 18, 2013, 12:00 am
True genius! Well done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 10:53 pm
Jesus Greeny...What goes on in that head of yours. 5L
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 10:21 pm
I will wipe 5 more Licks for this one!
vulture - May 17, 2013, 9:29 pm
I'd buy them. 5 furry pelts
Sho - May 17, 2013, 9:08 pm
Skills. 5L.


The ladies room -


TAGS: washroom restroom bathroom mirror sink
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - October 27, 2013, 9:12 pm
Well…………..now I’m ruined. ‘fix my hair’……sheeesh.
Greeny - October 27, 2013, 8:57 pm
And here I thought the air of mystique was from pink walls


Telling Time -


TAGS: doors bathroom time waiting urgent
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

I think these women may have crabs.


BATHROOM BREAK -


TAGS: peeping toms bathroom break
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:04 am
It looks more like the "push" to get into the women's bathroom about an hour after that 1st beer. Funny how a full bladder can bring out our evil side...muhahaha. 5L for the memories little.


my new bathroom -


TAGS: bathroom redecorated
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 24, 2013, 8:02 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - October 24, 2013, 5:56 pm
Nice one.


Privacy Leads to Terrorism -


TAGS: bathroom men s room urinal privacy
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 5:11 pm
It's a George Bush statement....
maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 3:17 pm
?


EXIT ROUTES - Some offer more excitement than others.




Sometimes -


TAGS: grim reaper bathroom ladies
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - April 19, 2013, 9:12 am
Huh, and all this time I thought slow was good...wimin, they keep changin' the friggin' rules.
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 12:02 am
Um...that's me but hun more like I'm following you...you have to be moving much faster for me to chase you...teehee thanks for the 5.
MissPriss - April 18, 2013, 11:58 pm
Thanks for the fave and the 5!
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:14 pm
Let’s hope she stays in there awhile. Bytch has been chasn’ me lately. 5 Loitering, scythe wielding death whores
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 8:28 pm
Fav'ed! 5Ladys in there waiting for him


Empty -


TAGS: bathroom toilet paper constipation
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:07 pm
The situation is similar to cartoons who fall only when they "notice" their predicament; if you notice the tp roll empty, your b*tt checks clench and you get constipated. If you DON'T notice it in time, then you get the runs. :-/
Silverheart - April 11, 2014, 11:42 am

I've sacrificed a few socks to the porcelain diety in similar situations...
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:18 am
Am I reading this wrong...I usually get the runs THEN notice there is no TP! Am I the only one?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 10:19 am
reminds me of the time when I was 11 and had an emergency in the woods. Leaves were handy.. but turned out to be poison ivy. Mom got quite the chucle out of it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:04 am
ROFLMAO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:02 am
Holy crap! - no pun intended. It sounds like it's a real knee-slapper. Send me a pm if you'd like. My wife says I laugh at the most ridiculous things, lol.
Oldsod - April 10, 2014, 5:23 pm
...but surely, this is why God gave us TWO hands...
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:39 pm

PS: There was no plunger, either...(bigger sigh)
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:38 pm

I would love to tell you all about a bathroom experience that culminated with this discovery. It happened in a warehouse-sized antique shop somewhere in Kansas and remains one of the most mortifying experiences of my long and dusty life...(sigh)


Facebook Privacy Issue -




I LOVE YOU -


TAGS: knife blood bathroom
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 29, 2013, 10:17 am
Thx :)
Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:38 am
Epic picture...top 5 creators but top 1 or 2 in creativity. Some people cannot create the long posters this well. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 8:00 am
I don't think anyone can tell Sho what "this is for". He's easily in the top 5 current creators.....he'll tell YOU what this is for.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:25 pm
Normally I'm always open to criticism. But in your case, unless you also made some posters yourself, do not criticize mine.
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:49 pm
CAPTIONS that's what this is for-- not competing for poet laureate


TREE IN LIVING ROOM..? -


TAGS: tree cat dog bathroom indoor
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:11 pm
Where does a cat in the tree fit into the 12 Days of Christmas song? teehee If you haven't already, you should post this at digmy dog too.


CSI Clean -




URGENCY -




THE BATHROOM -


TAGS: bathroom motherland yellow snow
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - July 28, 2009, 9:11 pm
Good artwork. A soldier would never have told an officer what not to do though.
Hector - April 27, 2009, 11:41 am
Not only photographers, but artists of all sorts followed the German troops in WWII. Some very interesting artwork.
Sil - April 27, 2009, 11:36 am
Great artwork! but should say Fatherland, given the German uniforms. Motherland would be used if they were Soldiers of the CCCP/USSR.


ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom




DISABLED BATHROOMS - Ironically, the only bathrooms that look like a retard HASN'T used them.




SECURITY VS. INSECURITY -




know your enemy -


TAGS: bathroom scales fat destroy truth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - April 30, 2015, 5:55 pm
LMAO!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:27 pm
LOL! Anything to burn a few calories . . . LUUuuv THIS! 5L!!!!


Idioms -




Sanctuary -


TAGS: bathroom john toilet restroom watercloset
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - January 3, 2016, 2:46 pm
Thank you very much. I'm glad it made you laugh. It made me laugh too when I thought of it.
mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 12:34 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
Pushkin - December 31, 2015, 10:30 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Oldsod - December 31, 2015, 9:12 am
Had to look at it twice to get the pun.


In a galaxy far, far away -


TAGS: r2 d2 toilet bathrooms aiming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2015, 10:25 pm
It's a deleted scene :-D
GaryO - December 30, 2014, 1:15 am
How'd I miss this??
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 1:03 am
Crotchety...only you could successfully 5L an R2D2...teehee.


Life's A Bitch -


TAGS: life hitler newpaper bathroom stole
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - October 28, 2016, 4:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 4:24 am
Back out of the room verrrry sloowwwly and quietly, crawl out the bathroom window and fetch your local neighborhood exorcist!!!!! LOL! ^!


GERMAPHOBES -


TAGS: sinks bathroom
Rating: 5/5
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:51 am
LOL! There should be single use Purell packets/wipes on each sink! Give yourself a name, guest! Join the fray! 5L!


Working Out -




Every single time! -


TAGS: bathroom first empty then full
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:35 pm
I've learned to just let it all out, regardless of how many people enter. Otherwise several of these incidents will build up and cause unnecessary stress on the bowels, including cramping.
mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:01 pm
ESPCIALLY when you gotta faaarrrrt SOOOoooo baaaaaad!!! Every time!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: psa motifake bathroom funny hammy
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - January 10, 2013, 2:00 am
lol...for me is funny, even if not everyone from here can "digest" this...


Hindsight -




Sausage AND No Sausage -


TAGS: political correctness pandering lifestyle pizza bathroom
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 4:11 am
Somehow I had a double-submission. One was rejected. This one, I don't know. I replied to the email OKing it and I'll have to wait for an answer. Sorry about all this
premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 3:59 am
HA HA I've got to check this out, fellas.
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 9:41 pm

For realz. Maybe he'll pop in and 'splain.
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! IgV, too funny! 5l on the remark 92's stuff is usually excellent---I'm bummed! @#$%ing computers!
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 3:09 pm

He may mean, "In the dark all cats are gray."
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:02 am
Pizza and bathroom? sausage/no sausage? I'm intrigued---where's the pic? I've been robbed!!!
Greeny - January 15, 2016, 6:51 am
Hmm.. unable to view the poster


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